Friday, August 28, 2009

Fun at the Ex-Husband's Expense

Earlier tonight, my phone vibrated letting me know I had a text. I looked and it was from Mike, Tanner's Dad and my Ex-husband. Most who know me, know that Mike and I are tolerant (at best) of each other, but only for the sake of Tanner. Text messages from him are not a common thing (and I'm not complaining a bit!).

The text from Mike said "How was school this week?"

My reply, though I was wondering why he was asking me instead of Tanner, was "Good."

He responded a little while later and that's when the fun started!

Here is our text conversation:

Mike: "Learn anything?"

Me (posing as Tanner): "I have my first boyfriend"

Mike: "Really?"

Me (as Tanner): "Yep. He's cute and his name is Jose."

Mike: "Is he a Christian?"

Me (as Tanner): "IDK I haven't asked him."

Mike: "You'd better find out."

Me (as Tanner): "He talks about mass but I don't know what that is."

Mike: "You're too young to have a boyfriend."

Me (as Tanner): "Mom doesn't think so. She said we could maybe go 2 a movie."

Mike: "No"

Me: Y?

Mike: "Because your too young."

Me: "Mom doesn't think so."

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It was at that point that I decided to call Mike and let him in on the joke. When I called Mike, I acted totally normal and immediately said "What's going on?"

He said "Oh nothing, just texting with Tanner."

Yea, that's where I lost it. Steve and I both busted out laughing! When I told Mike that he had been texting me, not Tanner, the sigh of relief could be felt for miles. Oh my word, it was funny! I think he was speechless for a few moments, which is what made it funnier!! Oh, what a great time we had with this!


Moral of the story? Be careful who you text!!!

2 comments:

Annette said...

You are evil!!! LOL, glad you had fun though! :)

JulieAnn said...

That's funny! My question is, did Mike think it was funny or not so much? :oD