Joke

I received this email from my father-in-law. I got a good giggle out of it. Hopefully you will too.

My wife and I were watching Who Wants To Be A Millionaire while we were in bed.
I turned to her and said, "Do you want to have sex?"
"No!" she answered.
I then said, 'Is that your final answer?"
"Yes!" she replied.
Then I said, "I'd like to phone a friend."
That's the last thing I remember.
Darn woman, she has absolutely NO sense of humor!