Funny

My girl is a hoot. She has always said some of the funniest things. I wish I had been keeping track through the years of all the stuff that she's said so I would always remember everything. She cracks me up.

Today when I picked her up from Mike and Jill's, she said she hadn't eaten anything yet. Wednesday is dance day which means she goes to Mike's after school, I pick her up at 5:00 and we go to dance at 6:00. Sometimes she eats a sandwhich at Mike's, sometimes we stop at Sonic. Anyway, she tells me that she didn't eat because there wasn't very much bread in the cabinet. I asked her how she knew there wasn't very much bread (this is a common excuse she uses); and asked if she really looked or if she was just saying that. She said "I looked mom. All that was left was the hoofs." I looked at her and said "What?" because she was dead serious. She repeated herself and I heard her correctly-there were only hoofs left. Holy cow, I died laughing and said "Do you mean heals?" She just shrugged and said "hoofs, heals, it's all the same."

We've called her "hoof girl" the rest of the night.